I had dreams all night last night.
Dreams of sex with my most recent ex, we were doing it all over this abandoned building (combining my 2 favorite activities).
98% of the time my dreams are about someone trying to murder me, chasing me or abducting me. This dream was a nice departure from that. I’m still a little mad at my brain though, I want him to be dead to me. I suppose he is, except in my dreams.
I lay the blame for this dream at the heels of Heels Not Needed (http://wordpress.com/read/blog/id/54936358/) and her post about sexy dreams last night.
The funny thing about his dream was after every time we did it he said you’ve been ____-ked (a variation of his last name). Oh and certain bodily fluids that are normally white-ish were purple. Bizarre.
Usually when you dream of having sex it means that you haven’t had it for a while…just sayin’
That could certainly be part of it
It’s contagious! Sex dreams that is! Welcome to the I had the sexiest dream ever with the guy I am no longer seeing club! Yay for a new member of the club! In one week too!
I totally blame you!!
Or maybe I should thank you??!
Depends… a purple money shot… A bit weird…
When did you wake up? That makes a huge difference too!
It was after multiple money shots that oddly did not weird me out…
Then you didn’t wake up and miss the good parts… Gooooooood…
Now I just need to find someone freaky enough to make this happen in real life!!
Amen… seriously about to say fuck the challenge and wear my sexiest shoes and find someone… fun so I can have some goooooood before too long.
There is promise in my future…
If those don’t work out I have someone I used to see that god was soooooo good to and he’s willing…
It better happen by Monday or I’ll spontaneously combust!!!
Get those shoes on girl! Work it!!!