SHUT THE FRONT DOOR!
HOLD THE PRESSES!!
OMG girl is seeing someone. OMG girl is the ridiculously annoying girl in my office that says OH MY GOD all the time… sometimes I just want to staple her mouth shut with my electric stapler.
All I can think is, WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME?
It’s not that I wish she wasn’t see anyone, I don’t usually wish BAD things on people. But DAMMIT, I want a turn!
I don’t say OH MY GOD all the time, although I’ll concede that I may say FUCK a little too much, but only when it’s appropriate.
I’m not hideous all the time.
I’m fairly intelligent.
I’m a fantastic kisser.
I’ve been told I’m funny and fun to be around.
Sometimes I look like a “cute cartoon character” (that was sarcastic).
I like to think that I’m lovable. I suppose I’m disillusioned.
FUCK.
Reflections Upon My Skin 
I tell myself the same thing. I’ll be damned if I can figure it out.
Wait until you see who she’s dating and you might not care? It does suck when everything seems to be happening to everyone else…
Just remember, he is probably just as obnoxious as she is.
I’m sure you will find HIM soon 🙂
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This one is fun, maybe your co-worker is very religious. I often insert the word Jesus or Christ or both,into my speaking.- “Johnny just jumped out of the window you saw that?” Jesus..
-” Jesus Chirst, I forgot my pen for math class,”
Quite liberating calling out the good lord.